? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

June 2012

106°F, a half mile of very thick woods, and one bee sting later, WE FOUND THE BALLOON!!

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The bad news: we just blew our donut quota for the month. The good news: it’s the last day of the month!

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rtphokie You can sleep a bit later this weekend as a leep second is added to the world’s atomic clocks bit.ly/QyUWNj

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jun 29th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brrr… time to get my sweater… temperature’s down to 102°F. It’ll be down in the double digits soon!

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ncnearspace We’ve got gas! Come see us use it this weekend at the @TechShopRDU grand open house. pic.twitter.com/m1jR3NOK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Jun 27th, 2012 via web)

I’m nerdy in the extreme. I’m whiter than sour cream.

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At 8:20pm, D2 told me that she has a “nature walk” homework due tomorrow. Sunset at 8:35pm. That was one fast nature walk!

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I started work on app #3 this weekend.

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bcantrill Confession: when writing C, I spuriously use C++ keywords as variables to make the code hostile to anyone who attempts to embed it in C++

via web (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Jun 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

Unsubscribing from a bunch of old mailing lists and RSS feeds, cleaning up my 243 mail sorting rules.

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Double trouble… babysitting two toddlers this weekend… hopefully they’ll sit still at some point for a picture.

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@bradoaks May you repeat this wish for @_thp every year!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bradoaks

I changed my source code & checked in the file with the following note —> Matt says I should not use apostrope’s for plurality.

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Saw a familiar car plate “2BRNUT2B”, a reckless driver from October (https://t.co/iuu1QnSL). He hasn’t improved since then, still swerving.

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So proud of D1 tonight… she made a first pass at the Arduino program that will control her Halloween costume!

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mtdotnet Today is the northern hemisphere’s summer solstice. Longest day of the year.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jun 20th, 2012 via web)

D1 asked me, if Romney gets elected, will we have to move to Canada!

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Me: Name the Beatles | D2: McCartney, Lennon, Starr & the other guy | D1: Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr & I forget | Poor George!

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Wow, it’s late… but I learned a lot about making my iOS5 apps also work on older iOS4 devices.

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Twitter fail - I’ve been tweeting Father’s Day messages from the @ncnearspace account.

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Pro tip - To peel a label from a bottle, fill with cold water, maybe even freeze it. The glue will be less sticky, label will peel easily.

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It’s almost 3:00, and I am still in my pajamas.

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Depositing a check by taking a picture of it with my bank’s iphone app. Seems futuristic and archaic at the same time.

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Why is the trash can green and the recycle bin brown? pic.twitter.com/i8kHA4kN

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South East Linux Fest just wasn’t the same without @dualcoremusic layin’ down the beats.

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“Unfathomable stupidity” wins the day!

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Beaker Give a man a stolen credit card & he’ll eat like a king for a day. Teach a man to phish & he’ll be set for life. — Ancient Nigerian proverb

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Jun 7th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

We are so lucky to have these colorful hydrangeas in our yard. pic.twitter.com/Ffh0jiJZ

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@jnjosh thanks, i’ve been considering making an “unconference” app, that timeframe would work.

via web in reply to jnjosh

@jnjosh you mentioned CocoaConf, it moves around, was in Raleigh once, might be again. Is there a plan for a local one? What’s the sched?

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neiltyson Wouldn’t it be cool if, right about now, silhouettes of spaceships were seen escaping Venus, visible against the glowing Sun.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Jun 5th, 2012 via web)

While we were at swim team practice, the clouds finally cleared. Everyone at the pool gathered to see Venus, projected through binoculars.

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Watching the transit of clouds.

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@jnjosh Thanks for posting! I was looking for @jaythrash’s video earlier today to get some tab+behavior action going!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jnjosh

First-ever attempt to play a word on Words With Friends (on a game in progress). It rejected my word “Tagalog”. Bummer.

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It’s pretty obvious from all of the noise that the kids are trying to surprise their mother by fixing her breakfast.

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Tap dancing to The Crystal Method — now I’ve seen it all!

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