? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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Recent tweets

@griotspeak There’s a similar app for guitar called ChordBank.

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@urgenda You guys know that’s not me, right?

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Strandjunker Never forget that we moved heaven and earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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Shout out to all of the die-hards on the lawn in the rain at the @OneRepublic concert at Walnut Creek in Raleigh!

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RT @elkwood66: $DWAC i think Trump is demanding another recount ?‍♂️

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I bet Donald Trump is badgering the lawyers and accountants at Continental Stock Transfer & Trust Company, trying t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1h

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I am getting tired of phone apps with text in fixed 4-point fonts.

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@deviantollam @bryancsk It took me a while to determine it’s the first few digits of pi. I would’ve never thought..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CA

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I am happy to report that Bandwear finally came through with the correct size shirt with proper stitching. pic.twitter.com/wSGyZQb7uD

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@romanmars @KurtKohlstedt Without that comma to slow me down, I read that as “good looks”. Since we all know Kurt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XR

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Tried to support the most excellent @yamhaus band by ordering a T-shirt online. Received the wrong size, very flims..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0P

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When an armed bystander shoots and kills an active shooter… is he a “good Samaritan” or just another murderer? Why?

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leyawn the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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Tonight’s @TownofCary @TOC_Fun concert moved indoors because of the rain. @yamhaus rocked the house in the Cary Arts Center. What a treat!

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A cautionary tale:

We lost power at dinner time. I turned off the lights, in case power came back after midnight…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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Logically_JC Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

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Dear Internet, I am not interested in any more communication platforms that allow unverified users. They all start..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jQ

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I was sounding like a robot on my Mac when using Airpods and a Bluetooth mouse at the same time.

The fix:
OS 11 an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ze

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Almost fell asleep on my back porch, waiting for the Tau Herculid meteor shower. ? I saw a few small streaks, but n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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ShaneAParrish Doing it right is expensive. Doing it wrong costs a fortune.

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On our evening walk, we scared this little bunny into his hiding place, a drain pipe in a retaining wall. pic.twitter.com/t2gD37E2GY

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I spent an hour trying to convince this great crested flycatcher to escape my neighbor’s garage. He kept flying UP! pic.twitter.com/8GBjxgDqWd

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Feeling like a LOSER today.

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